Salsa Cooked Salsa
Guacamole Falso (Fake Guacamole)
Heat
Fresh Earthy Tangy Prep Time 10 mins
Cook Time 15 mins
Yield Approx. 3 cups (24 oz)
Tested Status Made 8 times
Inspiration: Taquería Secret Recipe ↗
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Salsa Duo Pairing
Classic taco cart pairing. The rich, silky zucchini emulsion provides cooling body alongside fiery dried red chiles.
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(8 items)Preparation Steps
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SIMMER TOMATILLOS & ZUCCHINI
Place tomatillos (6 to 8) and zucchini chunks (1 medium / ~200g) into a pot of water. Bring to a boil and simmer for 8 to 10 minutes until tender and tomatillos turn from bright emerald to dull olive green. Do not let tomatillos burst open. Drain well.
02
PAN-FRY AROMATICS
In a skillet, warm neutral oil (1/2 cup / 110g) over medium heat. Add jalapeños (6 to 8), white onion (1/4 onion), and garlic cloves (5 cloves). Fry, turning occasionally, until toasted and lightly blistered (about 6 to 8 minutes). Remove pan from heat and allow to cool for 15 minutes.
03
BLEND THE EMULSION
Transfer the boiled zucchini, tomatillos, fried jalapeños, onion, garlic, and all of the warm cooking oil from the skillet into a blender.
04
EMULSIFY ON CONTROLLED SPEED
Process on medium-low speed for 5 to 8 minutes until velvety smooth. (Kitchen Note:If using a Vitamix or Ninja, run on speed 3 to 4 to prevent whipping air bubbles into the sauce)..
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SEASON & FINISH
Add chicken bouillon (1 tbsp / 10g) and kosher salt to taste. Blend for another 30 seconds to incorporate. Pour into squeeze bottles.
Storage & Shelf Life
Airtight squeeze bottle or jar. Up to 5 days refrigerated. Retains pale green color without browning (no real avocado oxidation!).
Kitchen Notes
Field notes, texture checks, and tweaks from test sessions.
Test Session
Sep 28, 2026
Vehicle: Grilled Skirt Steak Tacos "Shockingly creamy. Tastes like rich avocado salsa without a single avocado. Great on carne asada."